Just so you know, when you do call me, I’m going to end up telling my girlfriends all about your fetishes and the noises that you make when you’re spanking your cock to the sound of me laughing at you. That’ll probably make you cum even harder when I do tell you cum. Knowing that my girlfriends are going to get a good laugh at you spending money to be humiliated by me.

You’re not going to need any pre-call cock stroking to get ready for me. Your cock will be rock hard and ready to be teased while you wait for me to answer the phone and start using you. For some of you guys, I’m probably young enough to be your daughter’s best friend; the one you’ve been jerking off to for months wishing that she would start laughing and humiliating you and then leaving you to deal with your blue balls.

I love what guys will do for me when they’ve been teased to the brink of filling their pants with their own cum. Things like sneaking call from work, hiding in the garage when your wife just won’t go to bed without you, and dumpster diving for your next door neighbor’s girl things. Taking chances to make me happy will make your cum shoot farther than it ever has before.

If you’re a real submissive wimp just begging to be exploited, you’ll be calling your credit card company for a credit line increase before your first week is over with me. I’ll make you hurt financially, and your cock will be hard the whole time that I’m using your bank account. And for those of you without the means to be a true pay slut, I’ll still get a good laugh at how a grown man can be so cash poor.