I will totally admit that I have like a drawer totally filled with panties. Everything from sexy little g-strings to boy shorts to full back granny type of panties. What I wear just really depends on my mood. I know how badly sissy boys would love to get into my panty drawer to touch everything and attempt to try them on, lol. But what’s even funnier is the guys that want to get into my dirty clothes hamper to sniff at my dirty panties. That makes your slave dick nice and hard, doesn’t it? I know how badly you want to shove those panties on your head with the crotch right at your nose so you can sniff like crazy while you wank your weenie knowing that you would never ever be allowed in between my legs.

Writing about this is making me think of one of my all time funniest calls. He was really into hearing about the way my girlfriends and I are when we go out clubbing. How we talk about hot guys and all that. But the funniest part of all was how he wanted to be a houseboy for my boyfriend’s fraternity house. Cause you know he wanted to pick up all the used condoms from a wild weekend party. I bet it’s because he can imagine how stretched out they all are and knows that his tiny dick wouldn’t even fit in a normal sized condom, that is if he isn’t a virgin. He wanted to prance around the frat house with a dirty, nasty jock strap on his head. Oh my God I am laughing so fucking hard right now with that vision in my mind.

So would you rather wear my dirty panties like a hat or my boyfriend’s dirty jock strap? haha