Ooooo I go on our blog and check out what the other girls have been writing about and almost died when Melanie wrote about her shopping trip and fun with her boyfriend for Valentine’s Day. That’s because I swear I think my blue sparkly panty boy went and shopped at the same lingerie store because I saw those SAME panties on him yesterday. I guess he got totally excited seeing that I mentioned him here that he called again, this time with the same kind of boyshorts that Mel mentioned in her post!

Oh my God, I am totally dying here!!!! This time I made him whip out his clitty and show it to Princess Kaylee, now I wished I hadn’t, I mean it looked like a peebug. Teeny tiny doesn’t even begin to describe it and the thingy was hard. No wonder he’s still a virgin. So, wicked little Princess Kaylee told him to put his little peebug back in his heart covered boy shorts and sing “Like a Virgin” for me.

He even knew the words to the song, although I did change it up a bit. Can’t blame me really, had to make it nastier and more humiliating because he deserved it for having such a small little penis and for being a thirty-something virgin!

Oh what fun and I am positive he will keep coming back again and again. Or maybe all the guys out there with tiny little penis’ will call me and get on their web cams to show me just how tiny they really are. Maybe I should have a contest to see who has the tiniest dick. Hmmm, going to have to think about this one.