I get roleplay phone sex calls all the time but I got one the other day that just blew my mind. This guy wanted me to roleplay that I was recording his call and that I would blackmail him into continually calling me and completely drain his wallet. Just goes to show that there is a fetish for everything under the sun out there and this was his fetish. I know he got off on it because he came so hard, I though my eardrum was going to burst. Of course he asked if I had a blog somewhere on the internet and I told him all about this and how I was going to tell everyone about his calls and his fetishes.

He is a complete ass worshiper! From sniffing it, to licking my butthole, to shoving his tongue up it and wiggling it around and then of course begging for my farts. Didn’t think I was going to actually put this up in this blog did you? I told you I would fart biter and I meant it. Now get your ass back on the phone so we can continue your path to ruin.

Damn do I love this! lol