I am trying out this awesome new red orange nail polish called Tasmanian Devil Made Me Do It on My toes (I couldn’t decide between it and a mauve color to take with Me to My pedi appointment tomorrow morning), listening to some groovy tunes, when I hear an email alert on My comp.

I wait for the enamel to dry, wiggling My Princess toes, knowing My footslaves would give their left nut (or both) to witness this, and giggling over it. I finally get to checking My email and see that I have mail from a new sissyslut. It was the usual dribble about how the slut was dying to call Me (the dum dums that have been calling Me for a while know to attach green stuff with dead presidents on it to get a quicker response). Duh! Of course, what lil submissive bitch wouldn’t be dying to talk to Me! Hahahahahaha.

I see that there are three attachements with the email, and so I have a peek. I laughed so damn HARD!! The slut NEEDS My help in a serious way in the makeup department! RODEO CLOWN I tell ya. LOL. I am still laughing over the face shots, when I get to the last picture, and OMG like it was the smallest, the most tiny micro cock I have EVER seen in My entire life. In fact, if you called it a cock, it would be insulting real cocks around the world. Hahahahah.
I think I have seen bigger clits on women!

Anyhow, she called but we chatted only briefly cuz I had the mad giggles and she was on a shitty phone that I hated. I know she will call back and I can’t wait to play slavefuckdoll with her. Dress up the sissy all slutty like, do her makeup, and make her fuck Ken. Hahhahahahhaha.