I was house sitting for My parents this past week and wasn’t online much. My pathetic lil Katherine addicts were going through major with drawls, leaving numerous long winded emails, all about how desperate they were needing a fix. I didn’t want to be bothered and completely ignored the dorks of course, which made them think they were on My shit list, something they didn’t want to be on! It wasn’t long before they were going click happy with those tribute buttons that I adore! The dumb dumbs know that this is the only way they can possibly ever hope to make Me WET. Hahahhahahah.

Anyhow, I got such a nice tan! I was laying out by the pool all week like a Princess in My sexy new lil olive green bikini. What a perfect find! It was like they were made for Me! They totally brought out My eyes and fit beautifully!

So there I was, not taking calls because I wanted far far far away from losers, when the lawn company that My parents use, shows up to do their thing . They were making so much damn noise, mowing, weed whacking, and whatever else it is that they do, and that wasn’t the worst part! Two of the guys were totally gawking at Me the whole time, just like the losers that call would, if they could. This was annoying Me, to the point where I felt a payback was definitely necessary.

I heard the guy in charge get onto the two little pathetic pervy dweebs for moving so slow and couldn’t help but laugh because I knew why they were moving at a snail’s pace. Being the wicked Princess that I am, I unhooked the back of My top strategically, while laying on My tummy, preventing the view of any precious Princess parts, tossing the bikini top onto a lounge chair close by, really fucking with them. Hahahahhahaha.

I again heard the supervisor give My two drooling stupid heads a good tongue lashing and couldn’t stop laughing as I got up, using a large beach towel to cover up to their disappointment, something I am sure that all geeks are used to. I noticed while heading back into the house, that the guy in charge was fuming at the two, probably concerned that he might lose the contract, if I complained to the head office or My parents. Hahahhahaha.