I have been told time and time again that I just have one of those evil, wicked laughs that men with tiny dicks crave. Who can blame me really for laughing at a non-existent dick? It really is of no good use to any woman unless she knows exactly what pushes your buttons and “oh baby size doesn’t matter” isn’t what pushes those buttons and makes you weak now is it? No you would much rather hear how small and insignificant it really is. How you aren’t a real man. How you would never be able to satisfy a woman properly. Any guy with a tiny dick that has a girlfriend or wife should count themselves lucky because I for one wouldn’t be involved with a man that is “short of stature” in the dick department. Really the only thing that you are good for is your money, at least to me. I will ridicule you, make fun of you, humiliate you while slipping my hand in your wallet, snatching the credit card and maxing it out. Call me evil, call me wicked, call me a bitch because I am all the above and all you are is a man with tiny dick that can only dream and fantasize about being with a woman like me.