Like this guy keeps calling me! He’s on the phone with me right now! He keeps saying how much he wants to be a “dumpster monkey” for me. As a matter of fact he’s “mooinking” for me. What exactly is “mooinking“? It’s where you moo and oink at the same time. It sounds horrible but it’s absolutely fucking funny!

I still can’t get over the fact that he keeps calling me from phone booths and people don’t say anything to him. I can totally hear all the people around him so I know he’s not lying about it. Which makes it that much more pathetic. Of course I have visions of some guy yanking his dick at a public phone booth but actually he’s doing the “hungry hippo hip hump” meaning he’s dry humping the air, lmao.

I am still waiting for someone to be even more pathetic but that hasn’t happened YET. I am challenging the biggest pathetic moron to call me and get the crown of the most pathetic moronic loser of all time. Because I am not sure if this is him, lol.

Black fishnet thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black lacey thong panties, matching black bra, 5″ black fuck me pumps, falsies, strapy short black dress, blond wig, cock sucking red lips – these are the things that you need in order to be pimped out by Miss Melanie to a real man with a real cock. I know you crave to feel a man size dick in your mouth because you are a closet whore and you have a tiny little dicklet that Miss Melanie calls your clitty. Give into your wanton desires; give in to your addiction. Or are you too afraid that if I send your sissy ass to a glory hole to suck off as many dicks as possible that you may even like it and end up craving cock and cum on a constant basis? Awe the sissy is quaking in his 5″ fuck me pumps. Get over yourself wimp and get over it. We both know what you need. You need to be on my little pink leash with a little pink collar around your neck so I can lead you out to your new home. The hooker corner to pimp out your mouth and sissy hole.

I am a wicked little brat after all and you will make me money. You have to pay me some how.

So who’s the next bitch in Miss Melanie’s whore house?

Call me for pimped out sissy slut phone sex, I am ready and you are too. DO IT!

The moron that like called for phone sex from a phone booth! Ok what the hell is up with that shit?! Yes Princess Kaylee has a customer that calls from a public phone booth. This guy has to be a complete moron to do that but um he is a MORON. Some of the things that come out of his mouth like “I want to be Princess Kaylee’s dumpster diving wimp”.

Mmmmkay, lol! He is always saying some stupid thing to entertain me. He actually calls himself a cum monkey for Princess. He like wants me to make him eat his cum. Wonder how that’s going to be possible at a public phone booth. I can envision it now, loser moron with his icky stick out in public yanking, shooting his icky man cum on the wall of the phone booth and licking it up. Oh damn I like that. Now I want him to call me back right away, heh.

So for now cum monkey gets the most pathetic phone sex call award. Maybe you can come up with something even more pathetic to entertain me with. I dare you!

Punishments can be so entertaining. Especially when I am punishing a wanker. Apparently there has been a guy completely obsessing and drooling over my photos here on Phone Sex Brats for about three weeks. He was petrified to actually call me. Too afraid that he would be even more enamored with me if he heard my voice, too afraid to get addicted. He finally got up enough courage to call me last week, twice actually. The second time though is when he got punished. He kept saying he would do anything, ANYTHING to prove to me that he was completely smitten with me. So I had him jerk his dick off into his face. Here is the funny part, get ready! He shot his cum into his mouth. Then five minutes of coughing and gagging commenced. I couldn’t stop laughing. Wank away to my pics and get punished for not being brave enough to call Princess Melanie. Pathetic little wanker boy knows that now all too well.

I wasn’t online Friday night because I was out on a hot date with a cute lil (I probably shouldn’t call him lil since he’s 6′ 7″) boytoy. Yes, he’s new and probably won’t have a very long shelf life like the rest, due to how fickle I am. He is hot tho (My cuckolds and sissy boys would simply die if they saw him) and has money too, so he has that going for him. Hahahhahaha.

Anyhow, I met his ass after My pilates class ended at the gym. No, he wasn’t evolved enough to take the class himself. I accidentally dropped My blue yoga mat and he couldn’t move fast enough to pick it up. SEE! Chivalry isn’t dead. Hahahahahaha. WHATEVER! Now we know the truth, not enough men in this world know their fucking place, it was because I had it going on, and his lil head told his big head to act quickly to gain some points! I am sure with his looks, a similar situation with another girl, might of meant guaranteed pussy on the way for him within 24 hours. Hahahhahahah.

I was asked out on a dinner date while he was walking Me out to My car but I shot him down. I explained to him that I always do coffee first and he has to pass the screening to get an actual dinner date. I chose a neat lil coffee shop I frequent, he knew the place apparently, so we were then discussing the fastest way to get there from the gym, when there was this disagreement over what was the fastest route there. I suggested he take his route and I take Mine and we would see who won.

Before long, it turned into a bet, he wanted to wager a dinner date on it. I was feeling feisty, so I suggested the winner gets the other as their personal bitch for the night. Hahahhahahah. I only bet on a sure thing and I knew I was right because I am always right. Guess who won? Hahhahahahha. Me of course, I totally kicked his slowpoke ass! Hahahhahahah. My royal ass beat him by a good 4-5 mins. The look on his face was priceless!

So what did mean ol Princess Katherine make Her bitch do on Friday night? Hahahhahahhaha. Dying to know, huh? Ooopsie…I gotta go, I have a call on My loser line. LOL

Nearly forgot, if you are reading this, scaredy cat, and I KNOW you are. Hahahahahahha. I better get a fucking call this week so I can corrupt your sorry ass!

I do not know if any of you other ladies have noticed but my fuck puppet is missing in action. He is as addicted to stroking as a spider monkey in the zoo so this lengthy absence has me worry.

If anyone hears from him drop me a line so I know he is okay and do not have to worry. I am kinda attached to him, you know?

I miss that stroke serenade that makes me giggle as well as our talks.

Not to mention I will probably have to put up a new Craig’s listing for him.

Aimee

Like there are tons, I mean TONS of guys that like call me because they are totally into my feet and toes. That much has been obvious as I have posted here many times about this. But, what I really get off on is kicking you in the nutswith my bare foot, with stockings on or with a pair of sexy heels. I love kicking you over and over again, making your pee bug like squirt all over. I know that this can happen, if you are into ball pain that is.

You kneeling before Princess Kaylee, totally nude, watching as I bring my foot back and then slam it right into your nut sack and then making you beg me to do it over and over again. There are like so many ways to do this. But the best part is hearing “please Princess again, thank you Princess” while it sounds like they are almost crying. How pathetic! Keep crying for me worthless wimp.

Yes I do have a life. I don’t always sit around at home waiting for the phone to ring. I do in fact go out! Last night was such a night. My boyfriend benefited from the money that you all drop on me as well as gifts. So there I was in short strapy red dress with matching red strapy sandals. The outfit really accentuated my ass and tits of course.

I was laughing when we went out the door because prior to last night I had a call from a guy that asked if I loved getting presents and wearing clothing that guys purchase for me to tempt my boyfriend with. Obviously I do in fact. Yet another branch off of cuckolding. If you are a wimp or a little dicked loser you need to be good for something and your cold hard cash buying me sexy outfits to turn my boyfriend on is really your place. Making your tiny dick hard as you rub it while I am out getting laid by my boyfriend knowing that I am wearing whatever it is that you purchased for me.

Do I get off on it? Yes. Does he? Even more so.

Yes I do realize that a lot of people are all pissed off about the time change coming so soon. As much as Princess Kaylee is like a total night owl, I love the time change because it means that summer is coming. Summer means no more classes. Summer means more time to do whatever the hell I feel like with my girlfriends and summer also means more time to torment all you boys with even more fetish phone sex.

It also means that I will be at the salon even more getting my pedicures done. Don’t get me wrong, I do love wearing pantyhose during the winter because I get a giggle out of knowing how many men are staring at me and actually dreaming about having my feet all over their face.

But summer means flip flops and sandals and pretty painted toes totally like exposed for all to see. Summer also means that I get to get out my short shorts. So, really it’s a double whammy of Princess ass and Princess feet. Even more drooling men after me. I so can’t wait!

Begging has to be one of the top things on my list that is a must of all slave boys. I had a guy that called over a month ago that wanted to be my complete foot slut but got scared and ran away with his dick tucked in between his legs. I swear I am far too addictive for any slave boy to just run away. My phone rings last night and who is on the other end? The wannabe foot slut for my feet. Confessing that he attempted to run away but simply couldn’t. My voice haunted him for a month as well as the pictures of my size seven feet and my Princess toes all curled up in a pair of stockings. His task was to beg forgiveness for trying to run away and then beg to smell my feet. My feet are his new purpose in life. Should he try to run away again, I know for a fact that this little slut boy will be back. He really has no choice in the matter. I know how addictive I am and so does he. His big brain needs to stop doing the thinking and allow his little one in his dick do it for him. If he did there would be no running away from addictive Princess Melanie.