Just typing “deflato the limp dicked loser” even makes me laugh right now and I am not on the phone with him. There is a little loser boy running around calling us girls and saying how his dick is always limp. Now what I find even funnier is that for someone who claims to have a limp dick, he was sure begging to cum. He was so entertaining!! He even begged me to totally ignore him for a little while. He was moaning like he was humping his bed, a pillow or the floor. Who the fuck knows but damn was it hilarious. Ignoring turned into a massive laughing session which just made him moan more. And the more I laughed at him the more he said his dick was going soft. I guess my laugh makes his dick go “shoooooooom” (my impression of a dick going limp). So, really the guy shouldn’t be deflato the limp dicked loser but rather yoyo dick. And in the end loser boy got sent away with blue balls. Have I mentioned that blue is my favorite color? Well blue and green. I am sure you can figure out why Princess Melanie likes the color green