The smallest dick ever
by 
PrincessKaylee
Do you have the smallest package ever? Is your dick so small you actually need tweezers to find it? Are you petrified about going on dates and having some pretty female find out you are hung like a mouse? Well my latest fan has what has to be the tiniest weenie on the planet. When it’s soft it looks like a lil smokie sausage wrapped up and ready to be served at a cocktail party. Oh my God it’s tiny. I mean this guy has a stubby little nub for a dick.
I seriously began to doubt whether or not it actually grew when he got aroused. It was all sucked up into his body, hiding like a scared turtle. Then all the sudden it poked out, in its 2″ glory. It was the most pathetic excuse for a dick that I have ever seen. How the hell did he even get his cherry popped? I would never, ever touch something that tiny. How would you even get it to go inside a pussy? Seriously! Wouldn’t it just like fall out?
I think he was totally lying to me when he said he had had sex before and was way too ashamed to admit that he is a forty-something virgin calling a cute little coed and getting on cam to show her his tiny dick.
So, Princess Kaylee’s question to you is, are you smaller than this guy? Do you have a man clit? Call me so I can really laugh my ass off at you.
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