Oh this one is a fun one! I had a guy call me during the Holiday that was either drunk or stoned on something (although I am positive it was probably BOTH) and was like totally into demolishing everything in his house. I am not kidding! EVERYTHING.

Naughty, bratty Princess Kaylee made him break all of his dishes from coffee cups to plates, lamps, picture frames, vases, coffee table, stomped on all his DVD’s. Hell I even made him cut up his couch with a knife. He did this just so Princess would allow him to stroke himself. But the funniest part of it all was that he couldn’t cum if his life depended on it because he was so fucked up.

He could barely talk and was upset that his dick was only half hard but he would start whining and begging, “please young Princess, please may I break more so I can play with my dick“. I guess he thought the more he broke the harder his dick would get. Hell if I know but it didn’t work. The only thing that really happened was more money for me and massive entertainment and he ended up with an apartment full of broken junk.

Good times