It absolutely never amazes or shocks me anymore when guys call for phone sex saying “Hello Miss Melanie this is pathetic loser (insert your name here)”. What is my immediate reaction to this revelation? I start laughing my ass off of course. Although I am going to have to be careful, I mean I do have a luscious ass afterall and it would be a pity to lose it by laughing too hard. I know all pathetic losers think they are so different when in fact you are just as nasty as the last pathetic loser doing anything to get close to me. Eating my boogers, sniffing my ass and getting farted on, sucking the toe jam from my stinky toes. I mean seriously you will do anything I want you to do just to entertain me. Hell I have even made pathetic losers dunk their heads in their toilets and blow bubbles with the water and flush. Ever had a swirlie given to you by a beautiful brat? I know a few have. Maybe you would like to be a part of Miss Melanies swirlie club! I mean I have the office panty club why not the flush your head in the toilet club? You are pathetic after all and I enjoy every little minute of your patheticness just to entertain me.