It’s so much fun to give callers “pet” names. I made a new one for a new customer just the other day. He called me for small dick humiliation phone sex and ended up sending me a picture of his tiny little dick. So here I am thinking he’s going to have maybe a three inch dick fully hard. Nothing exciting but not nub size. Well, I was wrong about that one. His dick was rock hard and he had a large paper clip on the top of it so that there was a reference as to how small it really is. How big is a big paper clip? I think it may be just about an inch and a half tops, so mister needle dick truly has a needle dick. Hence the new “pet” name of paper clip dick. The shocker was that he’s not a virgin. Seriously, how the fuck would that thing ever be able to penetrate even the tiniest of pussies? Dry hump I can picture in my mind but not actual pussy penetration. I feel so sorry for the girl that he screwed and I am sure it was a one time thing. Her laying on her back with her legs spread ready to get fucked like an animal, lights off (they would have to be off to even get this far) and something pokes you and you aren’t quite sure what it is. He’s grunting and groaning and you don’t even know why. I mean, it isn’t even IN YET. And then the tiny dick cums. What an erotic, wild evening. Well at least for him anyhow. He knows he isn’t good enough to be fucked by a pretty girl, or any girl for that matter. But he is good enough to be severely humiliated by me and my friends. It’s what you crave afterall.

I know some can’t wrap their heads around some wimp calling for phone sex and all he really wants to be is ignored. What an easy call! Ignoring you just like every other female on the planet and getting paid for it! Listening to me watch some TV show, do my class work, read, chat with my girlfriends online or even call one of them while I ignore your ass 100%. How fucking pathetic and humiliating. Even a phone sex girl ignores you.

Wouldn’t your friends just love to know you call Princess Kaylee and beg her to not pay any attention to you? I know you are yanking your tiny little dicklet the whole damned time and even more so when I start laughing at how pathetic you are. You are probably one of those guys that cums in his pants at the most embarrassing times. Like when you buy some hot girl a drink at a club and she tells you to fuck off.

What’s even more pathetic is when you jerk your little dick at home thinking about how hot and mean she was to you later that night. Although I like it much better when your balls get as blue as my pretty eyes. I am thinking the next pig that calls to be ignored is going to be sent away with blue balls, if you can hold onto it that is. Either way Princess Kaylee laughs all the way to the bank!

Yes Princess Melanie is laughing so evilly right now. It seems as though the shy virgin boy that still lives with his mom and calls me from the garage is paranoid that I am turning him into a faggot. Why? Because all he wants to do is cum on his face now. His dick can’t even get hard unless he thinks about it.

Obviously he called me, actually just yesterday, and kept saying “fuck you are turning me into a faggot, I am sorry Princess but fuck“. I am laughing so hard right now tears are running down my face.

I have yet to hear that I am turning a caller into a faggot. But now that he gave me this little bit of information, I know exactly how I am taking the next call. I know you are reading this shy boy. Are you scared faggot? That’s what I thought but I know that you won’t be able to resist me for long. I know that you want to call me every day. Because someone likes to cum on their face for Princess Melanie.

Oh this one is a fun one! I had a guy call me during the Holiday that was either drunk or stoned on something (although I am positive it was probably BOTH) and was like totally into demolishing everything in his house. I am not kidding! EVERYTHING.

Naughty, bratty Princess Kaylee made him break all of his dishes from coffee cups to plates, lamps, picture frames, vases, coffee table, stomped on all his DVD’s. Hell I even made him cut up his couch with a knife. He did this just so Princess would allow him to stroke himself. But the funniest part of it all was that he couldn’t cum if his life depended on it because he was so fucked up.

He could barely talk and was upset that his dick was only half hard but he would start whining and begging, “please young Princess, please may I break more so I can play with my dick“. I guess he thought the more he broke the harder his dick would get. Hell if I know but it didn’t work. The only thing that really happened was more money for me and massive entertainment and he ended up with an apartment full of broken junk.

Good times

Stinky, nasty, sweaty ass! Yes men like everything from clean to nasty and I get such a laugh out of guys that beg me “Princess Melanie please don’t put your stinky, nasty, sweaty ass down on my face“. Bwahahaha, like I am not going to do it? I want you to squirm under my luscious, stinky butt. I will smother you with it. I will make you gag at the scent. Perhaps not showering a few days straight and working out like normal and then using your face like a seat cushion.

Yes there are freaks out there that love this shit and I love talking to them. The all encompassing odor fetish. You know, dirty ass, arm pit sniffing, stinky feet, musky crotch, etc. These are the same guys that secretly wait for the secretaries at work to go home so they can then sniff the seats of the chairs they have been sitting in all day long. You like the smell don’t you freak.

Come on little slave boy, sniff sniff, I just got home from the gym and haven’t showered yet!

Do you have the smallest package ever? Is your dick so small you actually need tweezers to find it? Are you petrified about going on dates and having some pretty female find out you are hung like a mouse? Well my latest fan has what has to be the tiniest weenie on the planet. When it’s soft it looks like a lil smokie sausage wrapped up and ready to be served at a cocktail party. Oh my God it’s tiny. I mean this guy has a stubby little nub for a dick.

I seriously began to doubt whether or not it actually grew when he got aroused. It was all sucked up into his body, hiding like a scared turtle. Then all the sudden it poked out, in its 2″ glory. It was the most pathetic excuse for a dick that I have ever seen. How the hell did he even get his cherry popped? I would never, ever touch something that tiny. How would you even get it to go inside a pussy? Seriously! Wouldn’t it just like fall out?

I think he was totally lying to me when he said he had had sex before and was way too ashamed to admit that he is a forty-something virgin calling a cute little coed and getting on cam to show her his tiny dick.

So, Princess Kaylee’s question to you is, are you smaller than this guy? Do you have a man clit? Call me so I can really laugh my ass off at you.

Just typing “deflato the limp dicked loser” even makes me laugh right now and I am not on the phone with him. There is a little loser boy running around calling us girls and saying how his dick is always limp. Now what I find even funnier is that for someone who claims to have a limp dick, he was sure begging to cum. He was so entertaining!! He even begged me to totally ignore him for a little while. He was moaning like he was humping his bed, a pillow or the floor. Who the fuck knows but damn was it hilarious. Ignoring turned into a massive laughing session which just made him moan more. And the more I laughed at him the more he said his dick was going soft. I guess my laugh makes his dick go “shoooooooom” (my impression of a dick going limp). So, really the guy shouldn’t be deflato the limp dicked loser but rather yoyo dick. And in the end loser boy got sent away with blue balls. Have I mentioned that blue is my favorite color? Well blue and green. I am sure you can figure out why Princess Melanie likes the color green

1 devoted and eager submissive lil fuck on the phone with a webcam

Fucking Priceless

Hahahahahahha

This session got Me thinking! I think this is something I will require of all of My cuckholds with truely small cocks.

What better way for them to learn how unsatisifying their lil peckers are, how inadequate, then to have them try it out on themselves, gaining first hand knowledge! They will then learn their place and leave the pleasuring of Women to the ALPHA BIGBOYS!

So what did mean ol Princess Katherine make Her bitch do on Friday night? Hahahahhahaha. Dying to know I bet!

Those of you eager sluts that phoned wanting to know more, the ones that actually did a superb job of begging, even the tribute-button-click-happy-monkeys hoping to impress Me with the green stuff I adore, in return for the 411, were all told…….

Not a damn thing! Hahahhahahah.

I love torturing the members of My lil All Things Katherine and Worship Brigade. Some of them are so fucking pathetic with the way they just linger on the phone or in My mailbox for just a lil scrap of anything about Me, wanting to know all My likes and dislikes, and what I am up to when I am not taking calls from wankers.

It wouldn’t surprise Me to see, the losers all root through My trash for their lil treasures! Hahahahhaha. I just had this image of Me walking out to get in My car, the trash cans all toppled over, with all My devoted piggies all delighting in their lil finds, and squealing with glee. Hahahhahahha. Too funny! Good thing they don’t know where the fuck I live, cuz I don’t have a clue as to what agency I would call other then animal control? Hahahahah. Or would I call pest control? I can just imagine that phone conversation too!!! Hahahhahahah. “What is the problem, Miss?” and I have to reply with, “There are naked creatures, that sorta resemble men, wait, can’t be males cuz I don’t see the right appendages, wait, there they are, I nearly missed them because their lil weenies were all just so damn small, and some seem to be wearing hotpink panties too.”

But I digress…….

Hahhahahahha…..Now, where was I? Oh, YES! Back to the night out with My hot bitchboy for the evening……

Oh hell, My loser line is ringing again……………..

I had a brand spanking new customer call me last week. As usual he was a little bit “different” in regards to the type of humiliation he was seeking. Apparently he called for some humiliation phone sex while he was getting ready to leave from work that day. He had been looking at phone sex brats, completely drooling over my pictures and getting a rock hard dick just thinking about calling me and asking me to do the ultimate humiliation for him.

So what was his ultimate humiliation? He begged me to make him cum in his pants so that he would have to attempt to hide it from his wife when he got home. Going home with a big, creamy jizz mess in his undies all wet and sticky and attempting to get up the stairs and into the bathroom to shower before his wife caught on. Of course I had to ask if he was going to do the laundry that night. I mean wouldn’t a wife notice a load of cum in her husband’s undies? Yeah that’s what I figured. So he turns himself into the laundry boy to prevent being caught.

I told him that I wanted him to be wearing a pair of his wife’s panties next time. Told you that Princess Melanie was wicked.