I saw that there was a current trend for calling ignore lines in Losersville (hilarious isn’t it?) and after one particular dumbass begged and pleaded for weeks, I put one up. Hahahhahahahha. Of course it wasn’t done out of the kindness of My heart, I made the fuckpig pay Me some major green stuff for all My troubles. I also added My usual PhoneSex Brat flair (these lil bitchboys know that We Girls on phone sex brats can’t be outdone) to it! Hahahhahah. I made it a game of sorts actually, a player has to call Me on the said line, tell Me that they are the BIGGEST loser, proceed to prove it by staying on the phone like a complete moron, even though I am completely ignoring their loser ass, and at the end of the call, the dork has to write in the feedback how many minutes he hung in there, allowing other pathetic losers to see what they have to shoot for to win. Hahahhahahah.

So far the record is 24 minutes. Hahhahahahha. I know he wasn’t even expecting a hello but I surprised him with a question of what color I should paint My nails (probably damn near creamed his panties I am sure). I believe he chose Strawberry Margarita (this perfect pink) and I of course went with Forever Crimson. I told him, I always wanted to know how long it took a coat of nail polish to dry so he timed it for Me. Hahahhahaha. Apparently it takes 6 minutes for each coat. After two coats on My recently manicured nails, I started IM’ing back and forth with My good friend Nicole and she couldn’t stop laughing when I told her what I was up to. I had to laugh as well and I know he could hear Me cackling while I was carefully typing (didn’t wanna mess up the nails) with the phone set down at the end of My computer desk. Can you imagine just sitting there waiting for paint to dry? Hahahhahahahah. What a complete fucking dork! Hahahhahahahah.

Too damn funny! I am reminded daily in all these interactions how much Superior Women are to men. Hahahahhahaha