I have been doing this for a while now but every once in a while I get a very odd phone sex call. This one has to be totally up there on the freak meter. Yes one of the things that I really enjoy doing is exploting the fetishes of weak submissive males. This guy that called yesterday has an extensive list of fetishes as follows:
1. Sniffing massively nasty stinky socks. But it doesn’t have to be socks that were on a female, he actually loves his own stinky socks. How gross and disgusting!
2. His dick gets hard at the sound of breaking glass. Yes I have heard of this before.
3. His dick will hurt when he hears girls screaming, like in horror movies, at the top of their lungs.
4. He completely goes ga ga over hearing Mariah Carey hit high notes while singing. Which then goes into his last fetish —
5. Hearing female opera singers hit high notes.

Alrighty then! That is a massively huge list and very entertaining. I told him that he would be in seventh heaven on a roller coaster full of women at an amusement park with a tube sock tied around his face with the stinky part at his nose and a bag full of plates just waiting for the first loop. Of course Mariah Carey needs to be playing in the background.

OMG I am laughing so hard I am snorting.

So are you even MORE bizarre and freaky than him?