It’s not a huge stretch that I am very much into my ass being worshiped. If I were a guy I would seriously love my ass. Nice and plump and perfect for worship. What really entertains me is when I get a guy calling that wants to sniff my farts. I mean totally beg me to fart all over his face and tongue, force him to sniff no matter how much he protests. Even making the fart sounds over the phone makes me laugh. How could I not laugh at these freaks wanting my farts. I swear if I could bottle the scent of my stink bomb farts I could sell it. Tons of men across the country sniffing Eau de Princess Melanie, lol! Like that is about to happen anyhow. There aren’t a whole lot of men worthy enough to even worship my ass let alone sniff my farts. I can just imagine this “fart biter” (imagine that said with a Boston accent” with is tongue in my ass and all the sudden I let one rip right onto his tongue and he starts gagging on the odor. Fuck I am evil and I love it