I swear when I am PMS’ing I can totally get off on making a subbie bitch slap his nuts like silly for me on the phone. Such a call came in just the other day. I was pissed off over something that one of my cats knocked off my desk, namely my printer. The phone interrupted me picking up the pieces but this bitch saved me from going ballistic on my cat. He reaped the benefits of my entirely pissed off mood. The stupid shit didn’t even tell me what he was into, apparently I am also a psychic as well as a Princess. Fine then, you can’t tell me what you like you will be punished, start smacking your balls. He was instructed to do it again and again until he came without touching his icky stick. I even made him count each wack with them getting harder and harder. He wasn’t doing it hard enough for my liking so out came the wooden spoon. For those of you who don’t know what this feels like I suggest you go get the wooden spoon and then start smacking yourself with it. It’s not a very pleasant feeling even to pain sluts. He wailed about having to go get the damned spoon which just made me even madder. Needless to say his balls were completely red from being busted and he came all over the damned place. Good times.