Loser. Looooozaaaaahhhh! That’s probably your mating call, isn’t it? After all, you ARE a loser. You’ve have known it your entire life- when every part of you grew except your tiny pecker. It shouldn’t even be called a pecker because that’s too long of a word for such a small penis. Maybe just pe-.

And you know what’s even more loser about you – that you actually enjoy small penis humiliation. That’s hilarious! You actually get a boner over little dick humiliation. I’d think that a guy with a small dick would want to hide such a deformity, but not you. You actually act as if that tiny nub is some sort of badge of honor. Hahahaha!

Little dickie, let’s see how much you’ll be humping that little hand of yours during our small penis humiliation phone sex call. I want you to tell me just how tiny you are because I need a good laugh.