When I do small penis humiliation phone sex, I’m not just play acting. I really do find micro dicks hilarious. I mean, not only are they funny to look at, but they’re so…well…USELESS!! I recently went out with a guy whom I thought was totally hot. He had all the right moves, and I saw a sizable bulge in his pants. Well, you can imagine my surprise when I found out that bulge was really a couple socks rolled up.

We were getting hot and heavy, and I guess he didn’t think I’d go right for his zipper, but I did. I’m not going to be denied a big dick; I’m a size queen after all! Before he knew it, I pulled that bulge out, and ewwwww! Socks!?! And then I saw his itty bitty.

It was so gross that I couldn’t stop laughing. Talk about needing a microscope to see his dick! I swear he was only two inches erect lol. I laughed so hard that his face turned about as red as the socks he stuffed in his pants! I gave him so much small penis humiliation that I think he’s going to give up stuffing forever! He should, because he shouldn’t disappoint size queens like that.