Squeal, financial piggy! After all, that’s what you’re best at! Squeal and cough up that dough for Prince$$. I want to take a vacation before summer is in full swing. I know some of you might be planning family vacations of your own, but that doesn’t mean I should be denied. We know My place in your life - front and center.

Your financial sadist ALWAYS comes first. My human atms know that! So for every dollar you plan on spending for your summer vacation, you better give me at least two dollars! If you can’t afford that, then I guess you don’t get a vacay this year. But imagine what big hard-ons you’ll get - sitting at home, denied of your family vacation - while I’m sunning myself on a beach in the Bahamas! Ciao, money piggies!