Do you have the smallest package ever? Is your dick so small you actually need tweezers to find it? Are you petrified about going on dates and having some pretty female find out you are hung like a mouse? Well my latest fan has what has to be the tiniest weenie on the planet. When it’s soft it looks like a lil smokie sausage wrapped up and ready to be served at a cocktail party. Oh my God it’s tiny. I mean this guy has a stubby little nub for a dick.

I seriously began to doubt whether or not it actually grew when he got aroused. It was all sucked up into his body, hiding like a scared turtle. Then all the sudden it poked out, in its 2″ glory. It was the most pathetic excuse for a dick that I have ever seen. How the hell did he even get his cherry popped? I would never, ever touch something that tiny. How would you even get it to go inside a pussy? Seriously! Wouldn’t it just like fall out?

I think he was totally lying to me when he said he had had sex before and was way too ashamed to admit that he is a forty-something virgin calling a cute little coed and getting on cam to show her his tiny dick.

So, Princess Kaylee’s question to you is, are you smaller than this guy? Do you have a man clit? Call me so I can really laugh my ass off at you.

Just typing “deflato the limp dicked loser” even makes me laugh right now and I am not on the phone with him. There is a little loser boy running around calling us girls and saying how his dick is always limp. Now what I find even funnier is that for someone who claims to have a limp dick, he was sure begging to cum. He was so entertaining!! He even begged me to totally ignore him for a little while. He was moaning like he was humping his bed, a pillow or the floor. Who the fuck knows but damn was it hilarious. Ignoring turned into a massive laughing session which just made him moan more. And the more I laughed at him the more he said his dick was going soft. I guess my laugh makes his dick go “shoooooooom” (my impression of a dick going limp). So, really the guy shouldn’t be deflato the limp dicked loser but rather yoyo dick. And in the end loser boy got sent away with blue balls. Have I mentioned that blue is my favorite color? Well blue and green. I am sure you can figure out why Princess Melanie likes the color green

1 devoted and eager submissive lil fuck on the phone with a webcam

Fucking Priceless

Hahahahahahha

This session got Me thinking! I think this is something I will require of all of My cuckholds with truely small cocks.

What better way for them to learn how unsatisifying their lil peckers are, how inadequate, then to have them try it out on themselves, gaining first hand knowledge! They will then learn their place and leave the pleasuring of Women to the ALPHA BIGBOYS!

So what did mean ol Princess Katherine make Her bitch do on Friday night? Hahahahhahaha. Dying to know I bet!

Those of you eager sluts that phoned wanting to know more, the ones that actually did a superb job of begging, even the tribute-button-click-happy-monkeys hoping to impress Me with the green stuff I adore, in return for the 411, were all told…….

Not a damn thing! Hahahhahahah.

I love torturing the members of My lil All Things Katherine and Worship Brigade. Some of them are so fucking pathetic with the way they just linger on the phone or in My mailbox for just a lil scrap of anything about Me, wanting to know all My likes and dislikes, and what I am up to when I am not taking calls from wankers.

It wouldn’t surprise Me to see, the losers all root through My trash for their lil treasures! Hahahahhaha. I just had this image of Me walking out to get in My car, the trash cans all toppled over, with all My devoted piggies all delighting in their lil finds, and squealing with glee. Hahahhahahha. Too funny! Good thing they don’t know where the fuck I live, cuz I don’t have a clue as to what agency I would call other then animal control? Hahahahah. Or would I call pest control? I can just imagine that phone conversation too!!! Hahahhahahah. “What is the problem, Miss?” and I have to reply with, “There are naked creatures, that sorta resemble men, wait, can’t be males cuz I don’t see the right appendages, wait, there they are, I nearly missed them because their lil weenies were all just so damn small, and some seem to be wearing hotpink panties too.”

But I digress…….

Hahhahahahha…..Now, where was I? Oh, YES! Back to the night out with My hot bitchboy for the evening……

Oh hell, My loser line is ringing again……………..

I had a brand spanking new customer call me last week. As usual he was a little bit “different” in regards to the type of humiliation he was seeking. Apparently he called for some humiliation phone sex while he was getting ready to leave from work that day. He had been looking at phone sex brats, completely drooling over my pictures and getting a rock hard dick just thinking about calling me and asking me to do the ultimate humiliation for him.

So what was his ultimate humiliation? He begged me to make him cum in his pants so that he would have to attempt to hide it from his wife when he got home. Going home with a big, creamy jizz mess in his undies all wet and sticky and attempting to get up the stairs and into the bathroom to shower before his wife caught on. Of course I had to ask if he was going to do the laundry that night. I mean wouldn’t a wife notice a load of cum in her husband’s undies? Yeah that’s what I figured. So he turns himself into the laundry boy to prevent being caught.

I told him that I wanted him to be wearing a pair of his wife’s panties next time. Told you that Princess Melanie was wicked.

Imagine your perfect little Princess at the gym working out and sweating like crazy, yes I do work out look at my body. Cotton footie socks on, tennis shoes, Lycra spandex work out clothes, pony tail.

Ok now that you have a picture in your mind, here is your task. On your knees, totally naked, in front of me as I walk into my door. Slide off my tennis shoes, hold them in your hands and beg to sniff them. Beg for Princess Kaylee, beg. Beg like the little pig sniff that you are. Buried your nose in my sweaty, stinky tennis shoe and breathe the essence of your Princess.

Pointing my sweaty footy sock covered toes at your face. Now beg to sniff and suck the sweat out of my socks. Planting my foot right under your nose and making you sniff hard. You wanted it, you sniff. Suck all of the sweat out of my socks before you peel them off.

Of course there is more to this little fantasy, but you will have to call to get the rest of it. What a novel idea.

Well, well I have yet another man who looked at my pictures for weeks before calling and no it wasn’t the same guy who lives with his mom. This one already fell under my spell and so wanted to be my slave boy before he ever called. Amazing how pictures can mesmerize some. I know I have a banging body, I know I have a pretty face and I will never, ever stop using that to my advantage. I get what I want, always have and always will.

This guy called me two times in a row yesterday because he simply couldn’t get enough. Hell he sounded like he didn’t want to hang up on the second call but he did, lol, and he’s probably wanking and drooling to my pictures once again remembering the things I told him.

Now slave boy, since I KNOW you are looking at this here is a little reminder of what you are to do. No more luxuries. Meaning no more movies, alcohol, going out to dinner/lunch/breakfast, no going out on dates, no buying women presents, no sporting events. You work for me now. Everything you have is now in turn mine. You are to live off of ramen noodles, you may not like it at first but you will grow to love it because that’s what I have determined that you will eat. Lastly, you will call me, using the money that you would spend on these luxuries on your Goddess. I bet you thought I wasn’t going to mention you here. This is just one more wrap around my finger.

Now back to your regularly scheduled day.

Since it’s now officially Spring Break, Princess Kaylee has been partying her cute little ass off with all her girl friends. Oh my God, all the parties have been phenomenal. Cute, hot frat guys all over the place. Princess has been drooling at them herself and like usual they are all over me. Damn it’s good to be me, hot guys chasing after me and then all the wimps on the phone paying for everything I need *adjusts tiara on her head* from school books to pedicures to shoes to clothes and even my rent.

I am a spoiled rotten little brat with the perfect little body that uses it to my advantage. Whether it’s with a guy that I so want to bone to an older guy that wants to be my sugar daddy.

Remember that the sugar for me is never touching you. Watch out men of the world, Princess Kaylee will rule supreme over all of your cocks.

I wrote about a caller who had been drooling over my pictures for about three weeks before he got up enough nerve to call me live. Now I thought that was pathetic, but oh no it gets even better!

He saw that I wrote about him here and of course he had to call me yet again because I mentioned him. So, I know he’s going to see this as well, lol. He had to drink a couple of drinks to get up enough nerve to call again but he did call. In the course of our conversation I found out that he was hiding in his garage. The next logical thing for me to ask was if he was hiding from his wife. Although I really highly doubted that he was in fact married. He told me no that he was hiding from someone else. Ok so I move down the line thinking it’s a roommate. Wrong again! His wimp loser status soared through the roof when he said he was hiding from his mom. OMG, he’s in his 20′s and still lives with his mom. He was in his garage when he called the first time when he shot his load into his mouth. Apparently he hurt his neck. Does Princess Melanie really care? No I don’t, I find it even funnier. I can envision this loser on his back with his tiny dick pointed at his face wanking his wee wee hard hoping that his mom doesn’t come out into the garage to see what he’s doing, lolololol.

To all the hot chicks out there, I know a 20 something guy that still lives with his mom that calls a phone sex operator from his garage and eats his own cum. Watch them all run away wimp! Hahahaha

Like this guy keeps calling me! He’s on the phone with me right now! He keeps saying how much he wants to be a “dumpster monkey” for me. As a matter of fact he’s “mooinking” for me. What exactly is “mooinking“? It’s where you moo and oink at the same time. It sounds horrible but it’s absolutely fucking funny!

I still can’t get over the fact that he keeps calling me from phone booths and people don’t say anything to him. I can totally hear all the people around him so I know he’s not lying about it. Which makes it that much more pathetic. Of course I have visions of some guy yanking his dick at a public phone booth but actually he’s doing the “hungry hippo hip hump” meaning he’s dry humping the air, lmao.

I am still waiting for someone to be even more pathetic but that hasn’t happened YET. I am challenging the biggest pathetic moron to call me and get the crown of the most pathetic moronic loser of all time. Because I am not sure if this is him, lol.