Dangers? There are dangers to phone sex with Princess Melanie? Why yes there is! What could they possibly be? Well the first one is to be totally addicted to me. I have had several customers during the past week that have said “I could listen to you for HOURS”. Good that makes my pussy wet and my bank account bigger. If you can’t please me sexually you may as well be good for something. I love it when guys become addicted to me. Of course there is another way that phone sex with me can be considered dangerous. One of my callers told me just yesterday that he has to be careful when he cums when he calls me at work. Apparently he has jizzed on his slacks and left a white streak which he had to explain to wifey. Keep telling her you spilled milk on your pants at lunch and keep calling me so you make a cummy mess! I can just imagine the flushed face saying “oh honey I spilled milk on my pants”. I got such a laugh out of that explanation. I can only imagine what panty boys say to their wives, heh.

I am on now, so it’s a matter of picking up the phone and calling Princess Melanie so we can make cummy stains on your pants and you can become 100% mesmerized by me.

So like I am a college girl as you all know and I live in an apartment, a nice one but it doesn’t like have a washer and dryer to do my laundry in it so I am totally stuck having to go to the laundry area at my place. Not a big deal really, I just throw my clothes in and go back to my place to study while it’s washing and drying. Well shit, I guess I need to actually watch everything washing and drying because my huge panty collection has dwindled down and I know I am not misplacing them or throwing them out.

There is some freako going through my laundry, I just know it. Some panty thief is out there jerking his dick or sniffing my panties or cumming in them or wearing them or most likely all the above. This has like never happened to me before. Sure guys that I have fucked have asked for panties before but never have I lost this many panties in this short of a period of time. I swear I had a ton of pairs about three months ago and now I have like half of them, so some little panty thief is like totally busy. I will have to ask my neighbor if she is missing panties too, although she will probably think I am nuts.

I am thinking I should like hide the next time I do my laundry and catch the freako red handed and then take him back to my place and punish him for stealing all of them. Prance panty boy, PRANCE.

I have been told time and time again that I just have one of those evil, wicked laughs that men with tiny dicks crave. Who can blame me really for laughing at a non-existent dick? It really is of no good use to any woman unless she knows exactly what pushes your buttons and “oh baby size doesn’t matter” isn’t what pushes those buttons and makes you weak now is it? No you would much rather hear how small and insignificant it really is. How you aren’t a real man. How you would never be able to satisfy a woman properly. Any guy with a tiny dick that has a girlfriend or wife should count themselves lucky because I for one wouldn’t be involved with a man that is “short of stature” in the dick department. Really the only thing that you are good for is your money, at least to me. I will ridicule you, make fun of you, humiliate you while slipping my hand in your wallet, snatching the credit card and maxing it out. Call me evil, call me wicked, call me a bitch because I am all the above and all you are is a man with tiny dick that can only dream and fantasize about being with a woman like me.

I have a confession, Princess Kaylee loves pantyhose! I never thought I would like confess to that because it’s way cooler to like wear thigh highs and such. But screw that! I like the expensive sort of pantyhose with reinforced toes and heels and my legs, feet and toes look damned sexy in them. Every time I run my hands up my legs to smooth them out I totally think of one of my phone slaves worshiping every inch of my feet and legs in my white pantyhose. Lifting my leg up and pointing my toes and bringing them right down to your nose. Making you beg and pant and knowing that your dick is rock hard in your pants and you will be begging Princess Kaylee to get out of them so you can touch yourself. But I like the idea of you begging for more. Beg me for all of it. Beg to sniff my toes. Beg to lick and suck my toes through those white pantyhose. Beg for my pretty little pantyhose clad coed ass to sit on your face.

Some of my girlfriends have asked me why I love pantyhose so much because they don’t get it. And I am teaching them all about your fetishes. You know me and my girlfriends are going to rule the world. One pantyhose fetish freak at a time.

I know a lot of us get calls from slutty or frilly little sissy boys but this one puts them all to shame. When I answered the phone he said “hello this is sissy faggot” in such an oh so feminine voice. He kept answering questions with a “mmmhmm” and “uh”, like he was unable to talk. I finally figured out the nasty little sissy was sucking on a dildo during the whole call, well at least when he wasn’t talking that is. To be more exact, it sounds like he’s chewing on the dildo. He needs to learn that guys don’t like getting sucked like that. No teeth sissy boy! The funniest part of all of it was how he would argue with me that he wasn’t a sissy faggot. Ok, if you aren’t one then why are you calling yourself one? Plus I got out of him in mmhmm’s that he has track lighting, knows how to decorate, owns all of the Village People’s records and wears panties daily. He is so in denial, everyone knows he is one. If I didn’t hear him sucking on a dildo on the phone and saw him out and about I would know instantly. See if you wear women’s panties they ride up your butt crack and you have to dig them out. Men’s underwear doesn’t do that so it’s rather obvious who is actually wearing panties. Girls check it out when you are out doing whatever again; if they dig at their butt they are in fact wearing panties! Time to work and tease the hell out of all you little sissy boys in your tiny little panties.

I can’t help but laugh when I see one of My lil moneypiggies log out of yahoo as quick as lighting, when his pathetic lil ass sees Me logging in. The dum dum has spent so much money on Me the past few weeks, feeding his pervy addictions, listening to and obeying all My greedy Princess demands, and that icky itty bitty danglemeat between his legs totally abandonned his dumbass and came over to My side, the dark side, and is under My control! Hahhahahahha.

It’s like I gave the poor bastard a brain transplant. Hahahhahahah. Just call Me Doctor Katherine because I put his grey matter, what lil there was of it to begin with, shrinking it even more of course, and transplanted it from his big head to his lil head.. All thought processes now originate from his dick. Hahahhahahah. Igor, bring Me another slavebitch!

My guess is that the credit card bills must of just come in! Hahhahahahha. The loser thinks he can resist Me and he tries so fucking hard every time, and before I can blink, he’s back. Hahahhahhahha. If laughter is the best medicine, I am so fucking heavily self medicated and can ward off anything and everything. LOL. Because I can’t stop giggling My ass off at how truely retarded some of My submissive bitches are! Hahahhahahaha.

Greetings to My fellow Brats, Princess Mandy, and all you submissive lil fucks that read the blog! Many thanks to Princess Mandy for setting up My very own phonesex blog on Phone Sex Brats!!! I am looking forward to blogging about My adventures in Phone Domination!

More to cummmmmmmm………

I was house sitting for My parents this past week and wasn’t online much. My pathetic lil Katherine addicts were going through major with drawls, leaving numerous long winded emails, all about how desperate they were needing a fix. I didn’t want to be bothered and completely ignored the dorks of course, which made them think they were on My shit list, something they didn’t want to be on! It wasn’t long before they were going click happy with those tribute buttons that I adore! The dumb dumbs know that this is the only way they can possibly ever hope to make Me WET. Hahahhahahah.

Anyhow, I got such a nice tan! I was laying out by the pool all week like a Princess in My sexy new lil olive green bikini. What a perfect find! It was like they were made for Me! They totally brought out My eyes and fit beautifully!

So there I was, not taking calls because I wanted far far far away from losers, when the lawn company that My parents use, shows up to do their thing . They were making so much damn noise, mowing, weed whacking, and whatever else it is that they do, and that wasn’t the worst part! Two of the guys were totally gawking at Me the whole time, just like the losers that call would, if they could. This was annoying Me, to the point where I felt a payback was definitely necessary.

I heard the guy in charge get onto the two little pathetic pervy dweebs for moving so slow and couldn’t help but laugh because I knew why they were moving at a snail’s pace. Being the wicked Princess that I am, I unhooked the back of My top strategically, while laying on My tummy, preventing the view of any precious Princess parts, tossing the bikini top onto a lounge chair close by, really fucking with them. Hahahahhahaha.

I again heard the supervisor give My two drooling stupid heads a good tongue lashing and couldn’t stop laughing as I got up, using a large beach towel to cover up to their disappointment, something I am sure that all geeks are used to. I noticed while heading back into the house, that the guy in charge was fuming at the two, probably concerned that he might lose the contract, if I complained to the head office or My parents. Hahahhahaha.

So like I totally think the “blue sparkly panty sissy” reads our diary, or at least humps the bed to it! He just keeps coming up with more and more ways to entertain pretty little Princess Kaylee. I mean come on, there is no way in hell that I would ever pay attention to you so like you better entertain me! So he still does cam for me, prancing around and singing silly sissy songs. But this last time he like called I KNEW I had to post it here because it was just too fucking funny. So like imagine this – I am doing homework (ugh) for one of my courses and my phone rings and it’s him. I ask him what kind of panties that he’s wearing for his Princess today and he tells me and I go off giggling my little butt off. I ordered him to get on cam for me and when he did, OH MY GOD, the giggles stopped and the evil laughter started. There was blue sparkly panty sissy in a pair of pink panties that he had held up by suspenders. YES suspenders. Oh my God! I so wish a girlfriend had been over or someone I knew was online because I would have loved to have shown his little ass off. It was too fucking funny. Now I am wondering what he’s going to come up with next. It better be stellar because this one will be really hard to top.

Yes Princess Melanie likes to have her ass and feet worshiped but this one is a whole different sort of fetish that makes me laugh so hard I can’t breathe. There are some guys that want to be shrunken down to the size of, let’s say, a cockroach and then squashed. Yes that’s right, squashed. And I love it! I mean I already squash raisinette balls with my size 7 feet, it really isn’t that much different to squash the whole guy if he’s tiny. Torment you and keep you in a little cage. Feed you bread crumbs and then when you are nice and plump, put you down on the floor and let you attempt to escape me. Run around trying to hide from my feet, I don’t care, I will squash you. You are worthless after all. Princess will take care of you. Yes I am laughing yet again.

So what’s your kinky, off the wall fetish? Call me for some fetish phone sex and spill it to Princess Melanie, I promise I will literally laugh my ass off at you!