Without a doubt I would have to say that my absolute favorite types of customers are dorks and wimps. Throw in a nice fat wallet and I am so there! I had an email a few days ago from a wimp that claimed that he was found attractive by women of all ages but that he lacked confidence to approach them, lmaoooooooooo. He was contemplating doing one of two things.
1. Get his wimpy ass out there and try to be more confident.
or
2. Call me and be humilated for being such a massive wimp loser.

Guess which one I told him? haha. First off he was only attractive to women of all ages when he goes to sleep and night and has a wet dream. Secondly I know when someone is one hand typing an email, rather obvious. So, I told his wimp ass to call me. He did and the first thing out of his mouth was “why would a woman as beautiful as you be talking to submissive men on the phone”? What a freakin dork! Because I can that’s why! Who better to pay my bills than the dorks and wimps of the earth?

So how dorky and wimpy are you? I dare you to call me and prove to me how pathetic you truly are. And if you are a good boy I just might mention you here for the rest of the girls to laugh at!