When cock teasing meets the silver screen it can make you shake your head and say “I cannot believe I did that……and liked it.” I will never think of pink Cadillacs the same way again.

What began as very tame call, a kind of get to know you conversation, turned into my sky scraper swallowing cunt saving the world, all because of his trip to see The Transformers. He went from dull to sci-fi porno in .5 seconds flat.

The gorgeous pink Cadillac Coup Deville with the perfect rear end and huge bright headlights was transformed by the awe inspiring power of the inter-dimensional green laser butt pokey. This however not the only laser to be seen brightening the dark night sky. There were three green beams and three red.

I, the gorgeous pink Cadillac became Cockteasious Prime, leader of the Autobutts, ten stories of T&A. I was instinctually aware of my mission to destroy the leader of the Deceptacunts, Mandytron, the enemy of all that was good.

Mere moments had passed before six gigantic sex pots faced off in the center of the city. My two allies Delilock and the Shannonator reached for the only ammunition that was available to us, the multitudes of scurrying men running helplessly in the streets below. Each of us scooped up our unwitting victims and simultaneously plunged them into our wet mouth holes, getting them ready for what was to cum.

I jerked my pretty pink panties to the side and sat down on the ground spread my legs cocking each of them back and inserted my little missile man head first into my power pussy. One huge thrust and men were flying but it wouldn’t be long before the Deceptacunts returned fire with a volley of their own.

The war between the Deceptacunts and the Autobutts had only just begun when the caller exploded into his little hand. However my time as a sci-fi porn star was awesome, it had the macrophile man on his knees.

There are fetishes for everything under the sun and then some. I thought I knew a lot of them, I do realize I am young but that doesn’t mean that I am dumb and full of cum (well if it’s a big cock and I am cuckolding you then yes I am full of cum but that’s different entirely).

Anyhow, back to fetishes. I had a guy call last week and I swear any time I laughed, which I do a lot by the way, he kept trying to repeat the way that I laughed. I mean he would attempt to copy how it was that I was laughing. It took me a while to get out of him why the hell he was doing this. Apparently this guy about cums when he hears a woman laughing and is trying to learn how to laugh like a woman so he can get off on his own. I have one thing to say “keep practicing dude because you aren’t even close to accomplishing that”. I can understand if the laughing is coupled with small dick humiliation but this wasn’t the case, he just wants to hear women laugh. The laughing boy thought that I was going to laugh him to orgasm. Too bad he ran out of money, which is making me laugh even harder now, or maybe I would have laughed him to orgasm.

Things that make you go hmmm. Now I am going to wonder how many guys pop boners in their pants when they hear chicks laugh. Sometimes I swear I would love to do some sort of survey on weird fetishes to find out how many people actually have this one.

I know that there are a lot of “virgin like” boys just staring at my pics on phone sex brats. I mean come on, you look, you get hard, you drool and you wank but you never get up enough balls to call me live. Are you afraid that I am going to bite? Well, maybe I will. But you won’t know unless you call me.

I call guys like you “virgin like” because it reminds me of the guys that I used to date before I had experience who would fumble and stutter or be way too shy and embarassed to say anything.

Remember “virgin like” boys this is phone sex. I am not face to face with you, trust me, you wouldn’t be able to handle it. I am a voice connected to pictures that you have been jerking your dick to for months. Just pick up that phone, get your credit card, call the 800 number and say “hello Miss Melanie, I am shy” and I will take it from there.

You know what they say, there is always a first time for everything and I do believe it’s the first time for you to get up enough nerve to call me.

Total financial ruin. Isn’t that just a lovely sentence? God how it rolls off my tongue so easily. Financial ruin can be so many different things to so many people. Maxing out credit cards, eating up savings, not being able to pay bills or eat, or maybe hitting rock bottom. See Princess Melanie wants to ruin you financially. Why? Because it’s fun as fuck and I get off on it. I have been told so many times by my callers “damn you are serious aren’t you?” yes I am I can be rather in your face, so to speak. I am beautiful, I am worth it, I have money but screw it I want yours, I want more so it’s so easy. Get out the credit card and max it out. It won’t hurt until you get your credit card statement and if you have to get another job while I go off having fun with your money. Somebody has to pay for my manicures and pedicures and facials and clothes and bills. Why should I do it when you can and trust me you will.

Total financial ruin is just a call away. I am spoiled rotten and I am a brat so live with it. Oh that’s right you wish you did, don’t you?

I have a little sissy that likes to dress up he was oh so shy till I convinced him to go to the local grocery store all dressed up… He had me on the phone the whole time it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing… I made him wave and say hi to everyone who drove by and went into the store and doing some dances and skipping around the parking lot singing im princess lindsays pretty little pansy..

I even had him go inside and buy one of those long rainbow colored lollipops called unicorn pops to suck on while he was doing it… He also cleans houses for a living so I had my little sissy approach people and ask them if he could clean their houses… a little later he almost had a run in with some police officers.. Now that was funny.. I had him go back into the store after the police left and his little heart stopped pounding and ask people what would be the best nail polish color for him to wear… I then had him go to his car and fuck himself with the lollipop…

Oh my god, yesterday I had so much fun laughing My perfect Princess ass off at one of My loyal little butt sniffers. I love using his pathetic weak little mind. his little dicklet gets so hard for Me as soon as he even imagines how wonderful My sweet aroma would be if he could only get close enough to take a deep breath. I giggled at him while he begged to spend more and more money on me and stroked his nasty shriveled cockling. I know how much he wants to worship Me, My ass, and My sweet Princess aroma and I love to laugh while I take total advantage of butt-sniffing losers like him. What a gross little stupid jerk-off boy he is. I swear, if he was here right now, I would push him down on the floor, yank his fat wallet out of his pants, and just squat like a few inches above his big honkin’ nose while he got dizzy on my awesome ass gas! Hee-hee! Of course, I wouldn’t let him cum until I got as much money from him as possible. What a pathet ic little dirty worm boy he is.

Little butt-sniffing sluts like him need to have their wallets raped and they are so low that they have no choice but to like crawl through the dirt and lick the ground that I walk on in My smokin’ hot high heels until they get to My feet, look up at My ass towering over them, and then take a deep breath while I rub it in their faces until they pass out with a dumb little smile on their loser lips. Then, I take more of their money while they are dreaming of doing it all over again and walk away. It is so easy using dickheads like these ass-huffing hard-on idiots. I know they want to worship My ass and My fumes so bad that they will do anything to smell it and it is totally natural for Me to pounce on them, take their cash and do it all over again the next day. My ass is eternal and I will see how long these piglets’ wallets will last. It is so awesome being Me! Call Princess Heather and maybe I will let you feel that weak and wonderful as you sniff My hot ass too!

Let Me tell you about what has been going on with this totally pathetic little money pig and pain slut that I have been using and abusing lately. This human ATM just can’t get enough of hearing Goddess Ginger tell him how he is going to get the shit kicked out of his ass if I ever get him on stage at a fetish party. I have made him pay hundreds of dollars to listen to Me tell him the details of how I would whip, kick, and punch his ratty balls until they are totally black and blue.

It’s like, the more I laugh and tell him how close I will get to neutering him with My powerful bitch boots, the more he gets excited to pay Me more and more of his cash. I know how much he loves the pain while I laugh at his tiny little excuse for a cock, but he just keeps paying and stroking and paying and stroking some more.

I just tell him to keep it up like the pathetic little money machine he is to Me and that his dicklet is so small that it is only worth torturing for My entertainment anyway. I totally get into driving his slave ass crazy by describing how I would fuck him hard up his pussy-ass with My thick, 12-inch, real-feeling strap-on cock while I dig My long red nails into his shriveled up little balls. Recently, I sent him out to this sleazy strip club and told him that, every time he saw a pussy exposed to him (which was, like, hundreds of times, LOL!!), that he would have to bend his cock back under his fat ass and crush his balls with his trembling hands. Haha!!!

That shrimp-dicked cash piggie just can’t get enough of thinking about Me while he gets what he deserves… an abused little cock and a totally raped wallet. It’s all for Goddess Ginger and he fucking loves it. You should see the sexy evil smile on My face when he calls Me. I love being a Bitch!

I have been wanting to tell you about all of the crazy fun Me and My hot friend, Mistress Stephanie, and I have been having with slave jack. We just keep passing him back and forth, trying to top each other with how far We can go getting him to abuse himself. One night, We made him go back and forth calling both of us. I started him off by having him slip a fat bar of soap into one of his socks and made him beat the hell out of his balls with it.

Then Mistress Stephanie made him whip his pathetic little weiner dog of a cock for like a half an hour. We kept passing his stupid nasty whore ass back and forth like that for hours and he said his cock and balls were so blue and bruised up. It was so funny. We just kept laughing so hard at the loser.

After that, he called Me up and told Me about this solution that he had made with water and let’s just say his “special expensive white candy” that he can’t get enough of. So this freak sucks this shit up into an eye dropper, shoves it into his one-eyed trouser snake hole, and squirts it all into his pimply pecker. Haha!! I had this big evil grin on My face because I could tell he was not only trying to impress Me but that he was obviously in quite a bit of pain. I got Steph on the horn with Me and we just giggled at his cries of pain while he bawled his little eyes out.

Then we made him squirt that shit in his eyes and Me and Stephanie just kept abusing him more and more. This fucked-up loser needs Us to abuse him like this so bad and We just can’t stop laughing at how far he will go to amuse Us. After hours of this, I told slave jack that he wouldn’t be able to get his pathetic little pencil dick hard for a month and that he would have to come up with some sort of explanatio n for his poor wife. Tee-hee!! What a total fucking loser he is!

I have been doing this for a while now but every once in a while I get a very odd phone sex call. This one has to be totally up there on the freak meter. Yes one of the things that I really enjoy doing is exploting the fetishes of weak submissive males. This guy that called yesterday has an extensive list of fetishes as follows:
1. Sniffing massively nasty stinky socks. But it doesn’t have to be socks that were on a female, he actually loves his own stinky socks. How gross and disgusting!
2. His dick gets hard at the sound of breaking glass. Yes I have heard of this before.
3. His dick will hurt when he hears girls screaming, like in horror movies, at the top of their lungs.
4. He completely goes ga ga over hearing Mariah Carey hit high notes while singing. Which then goes into his last fetish —
5. Hearing female opera singers hit high notes.

Alrighty then! That is a massively huge list and very entertaining. I told him that he would be in seventh heaven on a roller coaster full of women at an amusement park with a tube sock tied around his face with the stinky part at his nose and a bag full of plates just waiting for the first loop. Of course Mariah Carey needs to be playing in the background.

OMG I am laughing so hard I am snorting.

So are you even MORE bizarre and freaky than him?

Mistress Stephanie loves her drunk fucktards… I made this English dork get totally FUBAR while he was on the phone with me. Then I had the biggest laugh of my life making him run around his flat and yell what a pathetic wanker he was as well as crawl on his hands and knees and beg and bark for me ~laughing~.

He sang yellow submarine while dancing like a fool, I even made him write on his little dork that he was prop. of C.M.S Since his dick was so small. Though I bet he got an even bigger surprise when he finally woke up the next day with Wanker in permanent ink written across his forehead. Cock Mistress Stephanie always gets the last laugh at a small dicked loser.