I had such a sweet pantie boy phone sex call yesterday. Panty boy called me up and was so soft spoken and lisps. I guess I should call him sissy pantie boy because he also liked wearing other cross dressing things besides panties.

Anyway, he told me he had 101 pairs of panties. Whoa, that’s more than me! I asked him why he had so many, and he said he wanted to be the pantie boy with the most panties. *giggle* Well, I think I should give him that title because out of all the panty boy phone sex callers I’ve had, I’ve never spoken to anyone who’s had that many panties. We had so much fun talking about panties and the different styles that it got me in the mood for panty shopping. Any pantie boys out there wanna help me? Don’t forget if its your first time calling your 1-800-908-5975 phone sex call is free for three minutes!

If you’re looking for sadistic phone sex, then I suggest you give me a call. Why? Because there’s nothing that makes my panties wetter than hearing a masochist cry out in pain at what I tell him to do. I like it all: cbt, tit torture, wax play, clothespin play, and spanking.

I think it’s so funny when I hear a man actually spanking himself during a domination phone sex call. I often laugh and say “Faster, harder, faster, harder” between giggles. You submissive men are just so amusing when you do anything for your phone dominatrix. I’m looking forward to hearing you - yes, you - in pain when you call me up for some phone sex domination.

I have an older guy who calls me up for cuckold phone sex on a weekly basis. Sometimes it’s even more than once a week - it just depends on when his wife goes out on a date. I guess when he first called me, he was looking for sympathy, but I didn’t give it to him. Why should I? I love cuckolding, and I think more women should do it, especially if their husbands have little dicks and cum way too fast.

So this cuckold calls me and tells me all about his wife’s dates: what they look like, how much younger they are and, most importantly, how big their dicks are. You see, the agreement between this cuckold and his cuckolding wife is that cuckie gets to see the big dicks of his wife’s lovers before they go out on a date. That way cuckie knows exactly what size dick his wife is going to get plowed with. Ingenious!!

During my cuckold phone sex with this guy, he’s whining and wanking off at the same time. LOL! Cuckolded men have such a love-hate relationship with cuckolding, and that’s what makes them so fun to talk to. Ah, what a mind fuck, eh?

I saw that there was a current trend for calling ignore lines in Losersville (hilarious isn’t it?) and after one particular dumbass begged and pleaded for weeks, I put one up. Hahahhahahahha. Of course it wasn’t done out of the kindness of My heart, I made the fuckpig pay Me some major green stuff for all My troubles. I also added My usual PhoneSex Brat flair (these lil bitchboys know that We Girls on phone sex brats can’t be outdone) to it! Hahahhahah. I made it a game of sorts actually, a player has to call Me on the said line, tell Me that they are the BIGGEST loser, proceed to prove it by staying on the phone like a complete moron, even though I am completely ignoring their loser ass, and at the end of the call, the dork has to write in the feedback how many minutes he hung in there, allowing other pathetic losers to see what they have to shoot for to win. Hahahhahahah.

So far the record is 24 minutes. Hahhahahahha. I know he wasn’t even expecting a hello but I surprised him with a question of what color I should paint My nails (probably damn near creamed his panties I am sure). I believe he chose Strawberry Margarita (this perfect pink) and I of course went with Forever Crimson. I told him, I always wanted to know how long it took a coat of nail polish to dry so he timed it for Me. Hahahhahaha. Apparently it takes 6 minutes for each coat. After two coats on My recently manicured nails, I started IM’ing back and forth with My good friend Nicole and she couldn’t stop laughing when I told her what I was up to. I had to laugh as well and I know he could hear Me cackling while I was carefully typing (didn’t wanna mess up the nails) with the phone set down at the end of My computer desk. Can you imagine just sitting there waiting for paint to dry? Hahahhahahahah. What a complete fucking dork! Hahahhahahahah.

Too damn funny! I am reminded daily in all these interactions how much Superior Women are to men. Hahahahhahaha

So what did mean ol Princess Katherine make Her bitch do on Friday night? Hahahahhahaha. Dying to know I bet!

Those of you eager sluts that phoned wanting to know more, the ones that actually did a superb job of begging, even the tribute-button-click-happy-monkeys hoping to impress Me with the green stuff I adore, in return for the 411, were all told…….

Not a damn thing! Hahahhahahah.

I love torturing the members of My lil All Things Katherine and Worship Brigade. Some of them are so fucking pathetic with the way they just linger on the phone or in My mailbox for just a lil scrap of anything about Me, wanting to know all My likes and dislikes, and what I am up to when I am not taking calls from wankers.

It wouldn’t surprise Me to see, the losers all root through My trash for their lil treasures! Hahahahhaha. I just had this image of Me walking out to get in My car, the trash cans all toppled over, with all My devoted piggies all delighting in their lil finds, and squealing with glee. Hahahhahahha. Too funny! Good thing they don’t know where the fuck I live, cuz I don’t have a clue as to what agency I would call other then animal control? Hahahahah. Or would I call pest control? I can just imagine that phone conversation too!!! Hahahhahahah. “What is the problem, Miss?” and I have to reply with, “There are naked creatures, that sorta resemble men, wait, can’t be males cuz I don’t see the right appendages, wait, there they are, I nearly missed them because their lil weenies were all just so damn small, and some seem to be wearing hotpink panties too.”

But I digress…….

Hahhahahahha…..Now, where was I? Oh, YES! Back to the night out with My hot bitchboy for the evening……

Oh hell, My loser line is ringing again……………..

I wasn’t online Friday night because I was out on a hot date with a cute lil (I probably shouldn’t call him lil since he’s 6′ 7″) boytoy. Yes, he’s new and probably won’t have a very long shelf life like the rest, due to how fickle I am. He is hot tho (My cuckolds and sissy boys would simply die if they saw him) and has money too, so he has that going for him. Hahahhahaha.

Anyhow, I met his ass after My pilates class ended at the gym. No, he wasn’t evolved enough to take the class himself. I accidentally dropped My blue yoga mat and he couldn’t move fast enough to pick it up. SEE! Chivalry isn’t dead. Hahahahahaha. WHATEVER! Now we know the truth, not enough men in this world know their fucking place, it was because I had it going on, and his lil head told his big head to act quickly to gain some points! I am sure with his looks, a similar situation with another girl, might of meant guaranteed pussy on the way for him within 24 hours. Hahahhahahah.

I was asked out on a dinner date while he was walking Me out to My car but I shot him down. I explained to him that I always do coffee first and he has to pass the screening to get an actual dinner date. I chose a neat lil coffee shop I frequent, he knew the place apparently, so we were then discussing the fastest way to get there from the gym, when there was this disagreement over what was the fastest route there. I suggested he take his route and I take Mine and we would see who won.

Before long, it turned into a bet, he wanted to wager a dinner date on it. I was feeling feisty, so I suggested the winner gets the other as their personal bitch for the night. Hahahhahahah. I only bet on a sure thing and I knew I was right because I am always right. Guess who won? Hahhahahahha. Me of course, I totally kicked his slowpoke ass! Hahahhahahah. My royal ass beat him by a good 4-5 mins. The look on his face was priceless!

So what did mean ol Princess Katherine make Her bitch do on Friday night? Hahahhahahhaha. Dying to know, huh? Ooopsie…I gotta go, I have a call on My loser line. LOL

Nearly forgot, if you are reading this, scaredy cat, and I KNOW you are. Hahahahahahha. I better get a fucking call this week so I can corrupt your sorry ass!

I can’t help but laugh when I see one of My lil moneypiggies log out of yahoo as quick as lighting, when his pathetic lil ass sees Me logging in. The dum dum has spent so much money on Me the past few weeks, feeding his pervy addictions, listening to and obeying all My greedy Princess demands, and that icky itty bitty danglemeat between his legs totally abandonned his dumbass and came over to My side, the dark side, and is under My control! Hahhahahahha.

It’s like I gave the poor bastard a brain transplant. Hahahhahahah. Just call Me Doctor Katherine because I put his grey matter, what lil there was of it to begin with, shrinking it even more of course, and transplanted it from his big head to his lil head.. All thought processes now originate from his dick. Hahahhahahah. Igor, bring Me another slavebitch!

My guess is that the credit card bills must of just come in! Hahhahahahha. The loser thinks he can resist Me and he tries so fucking hard every time, and before I can blink, he’s back. Hahahhahhahha. If laughter is the best medicine, I am so fucking heavily self medicated and can ward off anything and everything. LOL. Because I can’t stop giggling My ass off at how truely retarded some of My submissive bitches are! Hahahhahahaha.

I was house sitting for My parents this past week and wasn’t online much. My pathetic lil Katherine addicts were going through major with drawls, leaving numerous long winded emails, all about how desperate they were needing a fix. I didn’t want to be bothered and completely ignored the dorks of course, which made them think they were on My shit list, something they didn’t want to be on! It wasn’t long before they were going click happy with those tribute buttons that I adore! The dumb dumbs know that this is the only way they can possibly ever hope to make Me WET. Hahahhahahah.

Anyhow, I got such a nice tan! I was laying out by the pool all week like a Princess in My sexy new lil olive green bikini. What a perfect find! It was like they were made for Me! They totally brought out My eyes and fit beautifully!

So there I was, not taking calls because I wanted far far far away from losers, when the lawn company that My parents use, shows up to do their thing . They were making so much damn noise, mowing, weed whacking, and whatever else it is that they do, and that wasn’t the worst part! Two of the guys were totally gawking at Me the whole time, just like the losers that call would, if they could. This was annoying Me, to the point where I felt a payback was definitely necessary.

I heard the guy in charge get onto the two little pathetic pervy dweebs for moving so slow and couldn’t help but laugh because I knew why they were moving at a snail’s pace. Being the wicked Princess that I am, I unhooked the back of My top strategically, while laying on My tummy, preventing the view of any precious Princess parts, tossing the bikini top onto a lounge chair close by, really fucking with them. Hahahahhahaha.

I again heard the supervisor give My two drooling stupid heads a good tongue lashing and couldn’t stop laughing as I got up, using a large beach towel to cover up to their disappointment, something I am sure that all geeks are used to. I noticed while heading back into the house, that the guy in charge was fuming at the two, probably concerned that he might lose the contract, if I complained to the head office or My parents. Hahahhahaha.

I went on a blind date with this complete caveman, he was a roommate of someone in My art class. Hot as hell but such a cocky little fucker that needed to be put in his place! Of course, when he saw his usual bull shit didn’t work on Me, he tried that much harder. By the end of dinner, his pathetic ass was so wrapped around My little finger that it was almost sad. I normally enjoy mind fucking guys like him, the ones that think they are such studs and god’s gift to women, he was so easily manipulated though, that I found no real pleasure in it, just too damn easy!

I think the highlight of the evening was when he was taught a lil lesson in how ya treat WOMEN, with fucking respect, he was rude to this waitress and I made him apologize to her. The oaf actually blushed like a lil girl! LOL. I totally put his ass on the spot by calling her over and telling her he had something to say to her! Hahahahaha. I loved watching his ass squirm too, his ears and neck turned a bright red, and after a few attempts, finally spit out the apology. She seemed truly grateful that I stepped in, I hope that $100 bucks I made him tip her, made her night.

I had zero interest in the guy and sent his happy ass home without so much as a goodnight kiss and a major case of the blue balls! I am thinking about doing society a favor tho, by going out on a few more dates with his ass, training his dumb ass, showing him that WOMEN are superior and that We all should all be treated as the Princesses that We are. LOL.

That’s right, I am going to bruise and stomp on one male ego at a time, bring them to their knees, and show them that worshiping US brings meaning to their pathetic lives! Hahhahahahhah.

I completely forgot to log My ass out a couple of afternoons ago! I spent like 20 minutes looking for the keys to My sports car when they were in My purse the whole time, making Me totally late for My lunch date. I hurriedly parked My ride and scooted My royal ass into this trendy lil sushi bar that I frequent. I found My three girlfriends in the tatami room already munching on some edamame (soy beans) and sipping cold sake.

Not 15 minutes after We order, My phone rings it’s a slave and I have a call coming in from a regular submissive sissy bitch that calls Me every chance he gets. My girlfriends were over at My apartment for a little sleep over not that long ago and knew about me taking calls. They all saw the wildly amusing cam show he was putting on for us on My comp, where he was trying to suck his own dick, so for laughs I took the call.

I think the lil pervy spank monkey damn near made an icky mess in his pants when he heard them in the background, all talking and laughing. I passed the phone around and each took their turn telling him what a fucking dork he was and loser boy entertained us with whimpers, groveling, and his piggy oinks and grunts. LOL.

Our lunch finally came and I couldn’t believe how much food we ordered! Gawd, I adore sushi! I knew it was going to be expensive, and told the money sow that he was going to treat us by staying on the phone while we ate and he squealed with glee, thanking Me over and over again. Hahahhahahah. I set the phone down and they couldn’t believe that he was going to stay on the phone the whole time, and when he did, the girls couldn’t stop laughing. Some of them even ordered a few things to take with them since it was on My slutkins, so did I! Gave the waitress a big tip too!Hahahhahahha.

After they got in their cars and left, I got in Mine, checking to see if dumb ass was still on the phone while putting on My seatbelt, and guess what? Hahahhahahha. OMG, He was!! I told him what the bill for lunch came out to, what I tipped the waitress, and the pathetic butt munch came! Eeewwwww! LOL. I made the spooge licker stay on the phone until I drove up to My parking space, got out of My car, went inside My apartment and onto My comp, made the piggy boy click My tribute button 3X to make sure the lunch was taken care of, with some funds left over for Princess to go shopping later. Hahhahahah. I had him oink goodbye and took a little Princess nap. Heehee.