I am trying out this awesome new red orange nail polish called Tasmanian Devil Made Me Do It on My toes (I couldn’t decide between it and a mauve color to take with Me to My pedi appointment tomorrow morning), listening to some groovy tunes, when I hear an email alert on My comp.

I wait for the enamel to dry, wiggling My Princess toes, knowing My footslaves would give their left nut (or both) to witness this, and giggling over it. I finally get to checking My email and see that I have mail from a new sissyslut. It was the usual dribble about how the slut was dying to call Me (the dum dums that have been calling Me for a while know to attach green stuff with dead presidents on it to get a quicker response). Duh! Of course, what lil submissive bitch wouldn’t be dying to talk to Me! Hahahahahaha.

I see that there are three attachements with the email, and so I have a peek. I laughed so damn HARD!! The slut NEEDS My help in a serious way in the makeup department! RODEO CLOWN I tell ya. LOL. I am still laughing over the face shots, when I get to the last picture, and OMG like it was the smallest, the most tiny micro cock I have EVER seen in My entire life. In fact, if you called it a cock, it would be insulting real cocks around the world. Hahahahah.
I think I have seen bigger clits on women!

Anyhow, she called but we chatted only briefly cuz I had the mad giggles and she was on a shitty phone that I hated. I know she will call back and I can’t wait to play slavefuckdoll with her. Dress up the sissy all slutty like, do her makeup, and make her fuck Ken. Hahhahahahhaha.

I was initially so annoyed last night at a slave that called with
cock in mouth disease. If you don’t know, it’s an ailment that afflicts some slaves when they are talking to a real live Princess. The little losers get so excited, squirmy, and nervous that they start mumbling shit and you can’t make out a word they are saying. I detest having to repeat Myself and normally just hang up.

The displeasure in My voice only made his speech impediment worse. It was hilarious!
I couldn’t stop giggling at his pathetic ass! The sad little noises he made, along with the words he so desperately tried to spit out, were a riot and amusing as hell!

Anyhow, I ended up staying on the phone until he ran out of funds. The noises he made reminded Me of this fuck puppet that Aimee has neutered on Phone Brats. I am gonna have to tell this new bitch boy to call her, so she can decide which one had the bigger cock in mouth disease. Hahahhahahha.

Hi everyone! This is my first post. Thank you Princess Mandy for setting up me an account to blog. This is really cool.

I just got off the phone with this slave who likes to have a stripper spit on him hehehe. I can’t wait for him to call back tonight and tell me what she did next.