Apparently paper clip dick liked seeing how I wrote about him here at Phone Sex Brats diary; so much so that he had to prove to me that the pic of the tiny dick with the paper clip on it was in fact his very own dick. Yes it is him and yes that fucking thing is tiny. He even got out a birthday candle and the candle was even longer than his little dick. It was so fucking funny and all I did was laugh. The only thing he has going for him is that his balls are in proportion to his dick. Yes that means paper clip dick has tiny balls too. I mean I have seen some small dicked men with massive balls and it’s like where the hell is the big dick to go with those balls, it just kind of disappears into the balls. This is funny too but in the case of paper clip dick he does have a dick and balls just really small ones. It’s like his dick and balls forgot that they are supposed to grow. It’s THAT tiny. No wonder he loves to be humiliated about it. There is no pretending that his thing is some huge monster cock or something because it isn’t and he knows it.

I can’t wait until he has the time to put on a full show for me on cam. That will be massive entertainment!

Here’s a little tip from one of my customers if you are hunting for a place to put your frilly girly panties away and be certain that your wife or girlfriend won’t EVER find them. Let me give you a little hint. It has to do with a sport that a lot of corporate males play. Stumped? Well its simple really, just put your little pink girly panties in your golf bag. I know it’s funny because I seriously laughed my ass off at a customer who told me that he always hides his panties in his golf bag so his wife wouldn’t find them. Can you imagine this wife going through a bag that she normally pays no attention to and finding like four to five pairs of women’s panties in it? Now I know that she most likely wouldn’t assume that those panties are her husbands. I am certain she would assume that he’s been cheating on her at the golf course when in fact he probably wears panties while playing golf.

Even though it is funnier than shit, I still thought it was rather creative and had to write about it. So to all you little panty freaks out there, where in the hell do you hide them from wifey? Call me and let me know.

It’s so much fun to give callers “pet” names. I made a new one for a new customer just the other day. He called me for small dick humiliation phone sex and ended up sending me a picture of his tiny little dick. So here I am thinking he’s going to have maybe a three inch dick fully hard. Nothing exciting but not nub size. Well, I was wrong about that one. His dick was rock hard and he had a large paper clip on the top of it so that there was a reference as to how small it really is. How big is a big paper clip? I think it may be just about an inch and a half tops, so mister needle dick truly has a needle dick. Hence the new “pet” name of paper clip dick. The shocker was that he’s not a virgin. Seriously, how the fuck would that thing ever be able to penetrate even the tiniest of pussies? Dry hump I can picture in my mind but not actual pussy penetration. I feel so sorry for the girl that he screwed and I am sure it was a one time thing. Her laying on her back with her legs spread ready to get fucked like an animal, lights off (they would have to be off to even get this far) and something pokes you and you aren’t quite sure what it is. He’s grunting and groaning and you don’t even know why. I mean, it isn’t even IN YET. And then the tiny dick cums. What an erotic, wild evening. Well at least for him anyhow. He knows he isn’t good enough to be fucked by a pretty girl, or any girl for that matter. But he is good enough to be severely humiliated by me and my friends. It’s what you crave afterall.

Yes Princess Melanie is laughing so evilly right now. It seems as though the shy virgin boy that still lives with his mom and calls me from the garage is paranoid that I am turning him into a faggot. Why? Because all he wants to do is cum on his face now. His dick can’t even get hard unless he thinks about it.

Obviously he called me, actually just yesterday, and kept saying “fuck you are turning me into a faggot, I am sorry Princess but fuck“. I am laughing so hard right now tears are running down my face.

I have yet to hear that I am turning a caller into a faggot. But now that he gave me this little bit of information, I know exactly how I am taking the next call. I know you are reading this shy boy. Are you scared faggot? That’s what I thought but I know that you won’t be able to resist me for long. I know that you want to call me every day. Because someone likes to cum on their face for Princess Melanie.

Stinky, nasty, sweaty ass! Yes men like everything from clean to nasty and I get such a laugh out of guys that beg me “Princess Melanie please don’t put your stinky, nasty, sweaty ass down on my face“. Bwahahaha, like I am not going to do it? I want you to squirm under my luscious, stinky butt. I will smother you with it. I will make you gag at the scent. Perhaps not showering a few days straight and working out like normal and then using your face like a seat cushion.

Yes there are freaks out there that love this shit and I love talking to them. The all encompassing odor fetish. You know, dirty ass, arm pit sniffing, stinky feet, musky crotch, etc. These are the same guys that secretly wait for the secretaries at work to go home so they can then sniff the seats of the chairs they have been sitting in all day long. You like the smell don’t you freak.

Come on little slave boy, sniff sniff, I just got home from the gym and haven’t showered yet!

Just typing “deflato the limp dicked loser” even makes me laugh right now and I am not on the phone with him. There is a little loser boy running around calling us girls and saying how his dick is always limp. Now what I find even funnier is that for someone who claims to have a limp dick, he was sure begging to cum. He was so entertaining!! He even begged me to totally ignore him for a little while. He was moaning like he was humping his bed, a pillow or the floor. Who the fuck knows but damn was it hilarious. Ignoring turned into a massive laughing session which just made him moan more. And the more I laughed at him the more he said his dick was going soft. I guess my laugh makes his dick go “shoooooooom” (my impression of a dick going limp). So, really the guy shouldn’t be deflato the limp dicked loser but rather yoyo dick. And in the end loser boy got sent away with blue balls. Have I mentioned that blue is my favorite color? Well blue and green. I am sure you can figure out why Princess Melanie likes the color green

I had a brand spanking new customer call me last week. As usual he was a little bit “different” in regards to the type of humiliation he was seeking. Apparently he called for some humiliation phone sex while he was getting ready to leave from work that day. He had been looking at phone sex brats, completely drooling over my pictures and getting a rock hard dick just thinking about calling me and asking me to do the ultimate humiliation for him.

So what was his ultimate humiliation? He begged me to make him cum in his pants so that he would have to attempt to hide it from his wife when he got home. Going home with a big, creamy jizz mess in his undies all wet and sticky and attempting to get up the stairs and into the bathroom to shower before his wife caught on. Of course I had to ask if he was going to do the laundry that night. I mean wouldn’t a wife notice a load of cum in her husband’s undies? Yeah that’s what I figured. So he turns himself into the laundry boy to prevent being caught.

I told him that I wanted him to be wearing a pair of his wife’s panties next time. Told you that Princess Melanie was wicked.

Well, well I have yet another man who looked at my pictures for weeks before calling and no it wasn’t the same guy who lives with his mom. This one already fell under my spell and so wanted to be my slave boy before he ever called. Amazing how pictures can mesmerize some. I know I have a banging body, I know I have a pretty face and I will never, ever stop using that to my advantage. I get what I want, always have and always will.

This guy called me two times in a row yesterday because he simply couldn’t get enough. Hell he sounded like he didn’t want to hang up on the second call but he did, lol, and he’s probably wanking and drooling to my pictures once again remembering the things I told him.

Now slave boy, since I KNOW you are looking at this here is a little reminder of what you are to do. No more luxuries. Meaning no more movies, alcohol, going out to dinner/lunch/breakfast, no going out on dates, no buying women presents, no sporting events. You work for me now. Everything you have is now in turn mine. You are to live off of ramen noodles, you may not like it at first but you will grow to love it because that’s what I have determined that you will eat. Lastly, you will call me, using the money that you would spend on these luxuries on your Goddess. I bet you thought I wasn’t going to mention you here. This is just one more wrap around my finger.

Now back to your regularly scheduled day.

I wrote about a caller who had been drooling over my pictures for about three weeks before he got up enough nerve to call me live. Now I thought that was pathetic, but oh no it gets even better!

He saw that I wrote about him here and of course he had to call me yet again because I mentioned him. So, I know he’s going to see this as well, lol. He had to drink a couple of drinks to get up enough nerve to call again but he did call. In the course of our conversation I found out that he was hiding in his garage. The next logical thing for me to ask was if he was hiding from his wife. Although I really highly doubted that he was in fact married. He told me no that he was hiding from someone else. Ok so I move down the line thinking it’s a roommate. Wrong again! His wimp loser status soared through the roof when he said he was hiding from his mom. OMG, he’s in his 20′s and still lives with his mom. He was in his garage when he called the first time when he shot his load into his mouth. Apparently he hurt his neck. Does Princess Melanie really care? No I don’t, I find it even funnier. I can envision this loser on his back with his tiny dick pointed at his face wanking his wee wee hard hoping that his mom doesn’t come out into the garage to see what he’s doing, lolololol.

To all the hot chicks out there, I know a 20 something guy that still lives with his mom that calls a phone sex operator from his garage and eats his own cum. Watch them all run away wimp! Hahahaha

Black fishnet thigh high stockings, black garter belt, black lacey thong panties, matching black bra, 5″ black fuck me pumps, falsies, strapy short black dress, blond wig, cock sucking red lips – these are the things that you need in order to be pimped out by Miss Melanie to a real man with a real cock. I know you crave to feel a man size dick in your mouth because you are a closet whore and you have a tiny little dicklet that Miss Melanie calls your clitty. Give into your wanton desires; give in to your addiction. Or are you too afraid that if I send your sissy ass to a glory hole to suck off as many dicks as possible that you may even like it and end up craving cock and cum on a constant basis? Awe the sissy is quaking in his 5″ fuck me pumps. Get over yourself wimp and get over it. We both know what you need. You need to be on my little pink leash with a little pink collar around your neck so I can lead you out to your new home. The hooker corner to pimp out your mouth and sissy hole.

I am a wicked little brat after all and you will make me money. You have to pay me some how.

So who’s the next bitch in Miss Melanie’s whore house?

Call me for pimped out sissy slut phone sex, I am ready and you are too. DO IT!