I love to laugh at a small penis attached to a horny man. The only real purpose that a man with a small penis has is to humiliate himself for my entertainment. I know that you’re stuck trying to masturbate by yourself because no woman, not even your wife, wants to get close to your small cock. You could end up wearing my panties with your little dick locked up nice and safe in a chastity device to prevent you from accidentally reproducing and passing your small penis genes on to another generation of losers.

I really like you horny guys who can’t help but calling me from your office at work. It’s too bad your secretary can’t see you down on your knees behind your desk while you’re telling me how you’re going to be my personal bitch boy. I already know that you’ve got fantasies about sucking off real cock; I just want to hear you admit it. It’ll probably be the first time that you’ve ever admitted out loud how much you want to be a pimped out cocksucker down at the local adult bookstore or gay club.

For those of you who need to be kept on a short leash, you can learn to crawl behind me and sniff my perfect ass. You know where you belong, and that’s on the floor at my feet. If you’ve been craving humiliation, I’ll be happy to laugh at your loser ass.